There once was a man from the West, Who had a very bad chest. Then he caught a chill. Doctor gave him a pill, And told him to go home and rest. By Amber There once was a creature from Mars, Who lived on a planet like ours. Every day, He had a play, And his family drove off in two cars. By Lewis A boy made a fabby creation, It really did stun all the nation. He got very rich, But then started to itch, And soon needed much medication. By Joe There once was a man called Stan, Who insisted on getting a tan. He flew to the sun, To get brown as a bun, And now he's a very brown man. By Lewis There once was a woman called Lilly, Who lived with her daughter called Milly. They came from Greece, Wanting world peace, But all they got was a son called Billy. By Sarah-Beth There once was a man from Spain, Who had a very bad pain. He soon got a chill, Then swallowed a pill, And the pill made him go quite insane. By Rebecca

There once was a jolly old Scot, Who behaved like a bit of a clot. He would sleep through the day, On a big pile of hay, Not knowing what he had forgot. By Tommy There once was a man from down town, Who always wore a big crown. He jumped off a train, And hurt his old brain, And now all he wears is a frown. By Rebecca There once was a man from Nepal, Who had a very big fall. He fell eight stories down, From a café called 'The Crown', And broke his back on a wall. By Chloe P There once was a king from France, Who loved to sing and dance. He slipped on the snow, And broke his big toe, And was no longer able to prance. By Ria I had a niece in Greece, Who always wanted peace. She protested in malls, And on top of brick walls, And finally she got peace. By Chloe P There once was a boy called Ben, Who had a giant pet hen. He was only nine, But still drank wine, Then a second later he was ten. By Joe